Basically I’ve been having a little writer’s block with The Emmetts (as you may have been able to tell from the last chapter I posted, I read it back this morning and thought ‘ugh, what have I written here’), so decided to take a little break to play a different family. I’ve been really enjoying Tiari and Ashleigh’s Crazy Wacky Make No Sense challenges (rules adapted by Tiari) about the DeCay’s and the Messovitches and so thought I’d try the challenge out for myself, and its really fun! So I thought I’d share what’s been happening with everyone, and hopefully writing about a new Sim family will jolt my Emmett Block. They’re still my number one, though!
So lets get on with it! I’m not writing from the Sim’s point of view for this blog, I’m pretty sure my founder’s thoughts will be just a mess of jumbled phrases with the occasional pixie hedgehog thrown in, so I’m just translating. Also, I’m not going to be writing down everything as it happens, just the important bits. Speaking of the founder, here she is – Brindi Hath!
She’s Excitable, a Hopeless Romantic, Great Kisser, a bit of a Klepto and competely Insane. Her LTW is to become a Heartbreaker, which should be a nice challenge to find 10 Sims who don’t care about the whole mental thing.
Er, hello?
Yes my mental lovely?
You do kind of need to build me a house right about now y’know. I’m not THAT crazy, sunshine!
Why aren’t you wearing shoes?
Blackbirds took them.
Why are your socks odd?
BUILD ME A HOUSE!!
Blimey, these Sims can be so demanding… Well, here it is. Her little house on her little lot in Sunset Valley.
So, Brindi? Whaddya think? Cute, isn’t it!
GIVE ME AN ARMY!
Excuse me? Er, I do believe you’ll need to join the Millitary career for that, the base isn’t far from here.
Not that kind of army, doofus. Sheesh, they say I’m the crazy one around here! Let me spell this out for you slowly, dingbat. I. Want. An. Army. Of. Flamingoes.
…Flamingoes?
Everyone knows that the best armies are Flamingo-based. Now go buy me three of Sunset Valley’s finest Flamingoes, and a Gnome to act as their leader. The Gnome is the Flamingo’s only natural enemy, you know, and so I think he’ll keep them in order for me.
…Okay… I’ll get right on it. Go feed your fish anyways, we need to keep them going for five generations so I can get some points, if I remember to keep tally.
You like ‘em?
THEY’RE SO CUTE!! I adore them, my lickle fishy-wishys… Aw, look, Brian’s waving at me with his lickle finny-win…
Ooo you named them? What are the other two called?
Brian and Bryan.
I’m not even going to ask. Anyways, the Flamingo army is ready to go, and you need to go and find a job. What are you good at?
Stealing. You did give me traits, you know, you should know this.
Sarky little thing you are! Well, go down to the Criminal Warehouse then, I’m sure they’ll employ you. Afterwards you can hang about in the park, try and find your first victim, you need to get procreating asap.
…Procreating?! But I’ve only existed for 20 minutes!
They employed me!! I’m a decoy now! I’m going to need to get to work on my diversionary tactics. And athletic skill, apparently.
Well we can sort out the latter later. You’re sorted for diversionary tactics though, just tell people about the flamingo army in your front garden, that’ll distract them.
…I sense you’re being rude. You shan’t be laughing when I’ve set Bryan on you!
Might have to get a bigger bowl, then. Anyway, shouldn’t you be flirting at the park? Go find a boyfriend!!
I want this one!
He’s not an object, Brindi! Besides, he looks like he’s talking to this other lady here, why don’t you give them some space and find… Oh, too late. I may as well be talking to myself here…
I have no idea why the shadows are all cross-hatchy, its rather odd!!
Well, this is Holden Wozny, Brindi’s first catch. Looks like he’s not going to be getting together with Gwen any time soon!!
He kisses good, the kissing tree was kind to him upon his arrival.
Yes dear. Shouldn’t you be hitting the gym? You can see Holden tomorrow after work, I think he has some explaining to do to Gwen.
WHY IS SHE YELLING AT MEE!! I do not like this lady, not one bit at all!!
I think you may have stolen her machine…
Psht, silly bint. I’ll show her…
Mwahahaha, now all the boys be looking at ME in my bikini! Hmm, hello there blondey…
*cough*HOLDEN*cough*
I CAN LOOK!! Well, Eric Morrison, I shall save you for later! Look at him, he’s so sweet, all skinny and pale, like an albino flamingo. Squeeee!!
